Nikki Illinois...

Just a reminder that if you haven't hit up the new blog with all it's awesomeness...

www.nikki-illinois.blogspot.com

I'm just sayin'

NI

The Evolution Continues

Nikki-Illinois: The Evolution Continues... I undress my mind and dare you to follow.

Sexy 08: A New Year's Revolution!!!!

End of the Blog Extravaganza!!!! What did Sexy 08 mean to you???? Some of our Readers shared their thoughts…


Trish: The Sexy 08 blog keeps me young as I love to read Nicolle's writing style and opinions. I enjoyed being Sexy Person Of The Week- it made my week!

Gracie: The Sexy 08 is blatantly the best blog on the net for sexy cats like me.

Urvi: Made me more confident about myself. I was self-conscious, and now I really don’t care what people think of me because as you always point what sexy is what you are and how you portray yourself…

Kristin: Sexy 'O8 gave everyone a little something to get excited about - a little spark to break up the routines and demands that are countersexy. Even just bringing up the word "sexy" puts a little pizazz into your day. Thanks for recognizing our sexiness and for bringing in out in all of us. We love you! Sexy New Year!

Paul: It led to more sexy times. Comfort Inn, nuf said.

Mom: On those occasions I have ventured into Sexy08, I have been very impressed with the depth of your introspection. (kinda scary) I have also been amused because I was supposed to be (Maurice's columns and Michelle's comments). I still feel like I'm intruding on your privacy - like reading your diary. This is not a feeling I like.

NIK: Response (he thinks he’s funny)

Michelle: Ummm...okay...I do not really know how sexy08 influenced my life, other than to say that it made it more fun. I really enjoyed reading the blog on a daily basis, M-F, and it always gave me a little boost of energy. That energy sometimes came in the form of a laugh or a giggle. And sometimes that energy came from the recognition that I am related to one very sexy and very creative and very talented individual (2--if you count Maurice's HILARIOUS guest-blog). And so I would like to this time and space to thank Nicolle (one incredible sister) and Curt (one witty and wonderful friend) and everyone else (guest-bloggers, SPOTW, and commenters) for making my 2008 more fun, more enjoyable, more pleasurable--and, therefore, more sexy.

Nick: I didn't even read it, but congratulations!

Sammi: Congrats on making it a whole blog year!

SAMBLER: In comparing my husband to Bret Michaels I have realized how happy I am that Alan still has all his hair-and no guyliner yet

Jess: It certainly made me rethink my definition of sexy and I've even started to redefine my own sexy self.

Heather: Sexy 08' has been an inspiration to me to start my own journey into sexy 09' or whatever the catch phrase will be.. i'm very proud of you nicolle for putting yourself all out there and for writing as you do,,,i loved being sexy person of the week,,my one shining moment!!! I think that you are a fantastic writer and an awesome person and i hope HOPE that you continue this journey into 09' cause i think that it has really suited you,,i love you my friend and i think that you are the greatest friend i will ever have...keep on livin life as honest as you do ;)

Neeka: i need more sexy in my life!!!! oh and i got engaged!!!! that's damn sexy!

Sexy 08… I made this random decision to try and lose weight back in April of 2007. I was still getting over TDWBR-OS and I felt like ok, I’m ready to finally tackle this monstrosity of insecurity and get myself some Sexy. Well actually, Curt and I joked around for-ever about Sexy 08. “O we are totally (pre-totes) gonna be SOOO Sexy in 2008!!!” You know, just a passing ha ha on the phone, until one day… after reading Mel Evans blog (Back when it was on myspace and at the time the only blog I ever read), I said to Curt (again over the phone cause he lives far away people)- “I think I’m going to start writing a blog about losing weight .” His immediate response was “Go to Blogger, create a blog… we will both write about Sexy 08.” And I did… And we wrote… And it became what it is… And thus a Revolution was born! It’s not like you know defeating the Nazi’s or beating the South in the Civil War… BUT it’s still pretty cool and fun in it’s own right.

I have to say, though, this blog has been really like a constant reminder that I made a promise not only to you guys to work on my Sexy every day, but to myself about not giving up and going back to where I was before… How many times have we let ourselves down? Obviously, if you are working on being the Sexiest, Best Person you are… you’ve done it at least once. I’m camp champ at it, quite frankly- BUT not this time. Sexy 08 (or Sexy ForEva now) was not always easy… And you (you being like me and all you guys and Curt) did fall down, you did suffer strategic loses in battle (did not get skinny enough for that big event), you were upset that life still dared to lob shitty relationship grenades at you… All of that did and will still happen because life is unfair and hard and whatever… But you know what?? The biggest Lesson to learn from this blog and yourself is this: You control your own Awesome and Sexy Destiny. When you let yourself down… when you don’t take the Sexy Adventurous Leap sometimes, you lose. And so does Sexy. And well, we all know Sexy doesn’t like to take a hit. Don’t do yourself and Sexy dirty by giving up… Work out, eat better, wear top tier outfits… sing with a band (regardless of ability), dance like a crazy person… essentially LIVE your LIFE to the absolute Sexiest. People notice, believe me.

So now what? Where do we go from here. Sexy 08, the year is over… but the concept still beats pretty strongly in my heaving ample bosoms. I am not done evolving or revolting against the insecurities within… And from what I’ve heard, neither are any of you… SO because I love writing to see myself in print here on the Internets and because I can’t imagine that I can stop until I am as Sexy as possible (look out world if you thought this was a CrazySexyCool Year- you got a couple thinks comin’) or until I start dating Bobby P (really I couldn’t let the last blog go without him)- I will continue the struggle… for you, for me… for Sexy. Because like Killer said at my hs graduation in 1994 “every end is a new beginning…” and that’s totes true, my Sexies… So until next year… Be Sexy and Awesome.

WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!
Happy Sexy 2009 to ALL!!!!!!

Gearing up your Sexy for 2009

It is the end of an era of sorts... Sexy 08 is almost to a close. Tomorrow is the final day of 2008 and one of my (and hopefully your) most Sexy years ever! But where does that leave us? Is the Sexy Awesome journey over? Hardly my dear readers (revolutionaries, generally Spanktastic people)- we are still going strong, working on ourselves and carrying on to be the best Nicolle's and Curt's and you guys we can be. I promise that in 2009, I will definitely still be out here on the blog-o-sphere writing about my constant struggles to figure out what and who I'm supposed to be... Things will change because life does and we all need to know how to "roll with it" and there will be a new blog to get all familiar with... (The Big Reveal SOON)... but it will still be me and occasionally Charlemagne and sometimes any one of you who wishes to tell a tale of love, a cautionary tale, a silly tale or just spread your ever lovin' opinion... Sexy 08 is a great community and I am so glad that we've shared a year and a quarter together... Of course it will continue... life does (according to Moofasa "ie circle of life") and so will our Sexy... Plus like New Moon is coming out next year and I totes have to keep ya'll in the loop about it and Bobby P (jk, jk... no I'm not)

So check in tomorrow- for our final Sexy 08 Blog... It's got goodies galore and good Sexy stuff... and some "final" thoughts from Charlemagne and myself... An End Year's Extravaganza- to be sure!

My bf totally got a haircut for Xmas... Still so Sexy!

I'd write more, but I am literally dying of some kind of influenza (though not the Spanish one like Edward Cullen)... more like you know a flu outbreak ala Oregon Trail and we crossed the mighty Mississipp and now I've got the chills (they're multiplying) and I'm congested... yada yada. And delirious.

In any case, I've missed you my Sexies... And as we wind down this Sexy Sexy Sexy year, please let us know how Sexy 08 has affected/impacted/made love to your life this year... Email us... thesexy2008@gmail.com and look for our FINAL ENTRY at Sexy 08 on December 31st 2008- from both Charlemagne (yea I know, he's gonna grace us with his Awesomeness) and myself...

So... go be Sexy in the name of me since I am gross and coughing up a lung.

NEW YEAR's Eve Tip: Don't be lazy, make it special.

Happy Sexy Christmas to All!!

Wishing you and yours a very Merry and Sexy Xmas today and tomorrow... Have fun, be awesome, and most importantly bring your A Game of Sexy!!!

Love, Nikki Illinois and Charlemagne!!!

Happy Sexy Holidays

Happy Holidays from Sexy 08... I am off to my parents... nothing new to report. I may blog next week- especially if it is anything like my week for Thanksgiving...


Have a great and Sexy weekend

Nikki Illinois

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to ever be right. But I'd still like to be Sexy.

I love myself some Robert Pattinson. This is not a secret. It is not even like a billboard on the side of a relatively deserted road... It is well-known, well documented, and well... ridiculous. (I know it is) And it does make me seem a little insane and maybe, just maybe... it takes some shine off my Sexy. And I'm sorry for that- I'm a little sorry that it may somehow hinder my ability to "snag" a man ultimately and yet, without a real guy around what's the harm in fantasy? What's the harm in loving Bobby P?

I don't know that there is any "real" harm to it. Eventually I will outgrow this tiny fire I walk around with (currently on my key chain) and RP (and Twilight) will become part of the pantheon of hilariously embarrassing things I've enjoyed in my life-time (BTW, did anyone else see Emilio Estevez on Two and a Half Men?!) But right now, I feel silly and yet still hypnotized by him. Maybe it is more dangerous to "crush" as an adult because your expectations of love kind of mold your insanity. Like why a 22 yr old British guy now? Why a dirty, artsy, string-bean of a man-child, when I am like a SuperWoman in my own right? Why does he appeal to me and is this my brain's way (and my heart's way) of saying try something new spazz and maybe reap the Sexy results!

I have never really found "artistic" guys attractive. They are usually a little too sissy poet for me and require a lot of emotional work and are more moody than I am and are totes flaky. In essence, they hit a little too close to home (except I am not FLAKY and I do not abide it!!) and in response, I find myself drawn to uptight lawyer types (gross!) with hidden emotional baggage. So maybe now my brain is all "Change it up!! Do something different, love a new kinda man... Love someone more like you!" And maybe I should listen and use Bobby P as a poster-child (I mean man, poster-man) for what I want out of a guy these days.

Is it Sexy to figure out what works and doesn't work for you, HELLS YES!! Maybe Robert Pattinson and I are not meant to be, maybe he is like a hot-mess and any guys like him can only be good for ONE thing (over and over again), but maybe that's what my brain wants. Or maybe I'll discover that a hott, creative guy who's giggle makes me wet (sorry!) gets that obsessions and emotional vomit and enthusiasm over nothings are what makes life kinda worth living... Maybe I need someone to really understand my Sexy and leave it be instead of laughing to themselves in a condescending way and shaking their heads over my "lovable" insanity. So here's to obsessions and me and you and Charlemagne. Here's to being your Sexy self and not the "wacky" one to his (or her) straight man. You don't want to love a man (or woman) who thinks you are his/her Whimsical Fe/male... You want to love someone who engages every part of you and gets every part. Don't sell yourself short and listen to your head (and heart), even if they are telling you to love a man 10 years younger than you that you will never meet (I kinda did!). It's ok... Sometimes to be Sexy, we all need to take a leap of faith in ourselves.

Sexy Holiday Tip # 517: Create a Sexy Mix Cd for your friends as a cheap and thoughtful gift... but make it Awesome. Pick your favorite tunes that make you happy, sad, feel Sexy, etc. Mix it up as much as possible and who care if you throw some Miley Cyrus on there "7 Things" is a great song!!!

Why being Smart is so damn Sexy...

I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm like smart. No, really. All my Twilight readin', Bobby P lovin', superhero worshipin' extras not withstanding- I am intelligent. I know sometimes we "dumb" it down here at Sexy 08 for entertainment purposes, but Charlemagne (ahem that name alone pretty much sums it up, I think) and I are definitely people who believe in the power and Sexy of the brain. I hope there aren't people out there who don't appreciate a huge cranium... I mean like a ginormous frontal lobe is totes hott.

So why is being Smart like one of the major keys to being Sexy? Um because you know things. What things, you may ask? Any things, like both trivial and important. Whether you are super into politics, history, cinema, music, pop-culture, books, etc... (Twilight and Robert Pattinson)you are always in the know about something and can add to any conversation. And being smart, most of the time, helps with being witty and hilarious. I should know, I am witty Nicolle (for reals people actually called me this). I think my intelligence is one of two defining characteristics I have... (no, the other is not my boobs)- my intelligence and my sense of humor- these are the source of a lot of my confidence... and thus a lot of my Sexy. That other little part is my hair (I have great hair).

Now it's true, being smart wasn't always seen as Sexy. In high school, we honors kids were kinda mocked a little. I mean nerdy types actually caring about grades and like what stratus cloud looks like and how many rings Saturn has... But now, it's like trendy to wear glasses (Hey Tina Fey) and know about Sciencey stuff (going Green!) and knowing the difference between your and you're... that's all important and Sexy. Because let's face it- if you can't write a sentence in this day and age- and all your emails or blogs read like IMs or text messages, you've got problems and everyone thinks you are stupid (like real stupid, like GWB stupid and we all know he's not Sexy). So embrace the inner nerd... the eloquent writer/speaker... the smart, sassy upstart with in. Be Smart... And Strong... And Sexy... Cause um I just totes found out my bf loves himself a Smart, Strong-personalitied, tiny bit crazy, older woman and well, if there was ever a reason for me to believe we belonged together... it is now and it is Sexy.

Sexy Holiday Tip #1492: Wow your friends and family at your Holiday Extravaganza's with your worldly and Sexy knowledge. Read a classic this Holiday Season or learn all about a new topic (why not give meteorology a try!?). You'll be amazin' and Sexy and so very Smart with all your new found info... but don't over due it. No one likes a pretentious know-it-all (ie Hermione Granger).

Office Holiday Party Day

There is nothing Sexy about combining work and the Holidays. Just try to remain sane and smart and not too inebriated at these kind of functions and you should be ok...

Also- cubicle caroling... it's so catching on this holiday season- bring it to a office space near you.

And if you don't, I don't wanna hear about how lame your office holiday party was... Because I will bring down the house (like Harvey above) with my own rendition of "Santa Baby" - For Reals!!!

Sexy Holiday Tip # 100: Show your co-workers what kind of Sexy Holiday Moxie you got... But like don't get drunk, don't photocopy your ass, and um don't fool around with anyone at the party. So um, yea... like I said show them your Sexy Holiday Mormonism. It's sooooo HOTT, like a high-necked collared shirt and an ankle length skirt... you know like temperature hot- cause of all the clothing.

Happy Sexy Friday Afternoon

Wishing you all A Happy Sexy Friday Afternoon

Sexy Holiday Tip #14: A little scruff is Sexy on every guy in the Winter Months. A lot of scruff is Sexy only on Bobby P all the time. Words to live by.

Why Am I Such A Misft: Rudolf's Sexy Redemption Story

I really am tapping all the holiday stuff this year... And how can Sexy 08 not get into the "Coming (ha) of Sexy" Story that is Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer? I mean, it is clearly detailing how this awkward, unSexy buck got his Sexy & Awesome on, saved the girl, got his friend a job as a dentist, and Saved Mo-Foing Xmas. Hello- Sexy 08- totes. It's hard like eggs ya'll to get that kind of mad handle on your life and Rudolf did it in like the span of I guess a year? I don't know the life cycle of reindeer- but he totes gets antlers by the end of the story so I assume he's like an adult or at least a surly 18 yr old man-deer. What was I talking about??

O Right! The message... ok quick story, back in college we watched Rudolf's Holiday special and one of my friends (hey Casey) sang the "Misfit Song" incorrectly and I (being so incredibly sweet and Awesome) corrected him. And he finished the line with "Why is Nicolle such a dipshit...?" (A question for the ages, I am sure). In any case, that was my nickname up at dear old WPC with a few of my friends... Some of which still call me that on occasion (Hey Tyler). SO anyway, I am so like Rudolf... I don't know what part of me is the "red-nose" and all, but all I know is that I have come to terms with me. Enough so that I don't hate me... or the mirror me either. And I like totes Saved Xmas one year... I lit the way with my giant headlights (read as boobs).

Gaining that kind of inner acceptance is key to Sexy, Holiday or not... Quite frankly self-loathing is the biggest issue I hear from people, especially those who use to be totes HOTT. They used to be Awesome and Sexy- and well babies, aging, too many Carbs, etc has rendered their youthful Sexy useless... I'm sorry for your loss of Teenage Sexy, but quit your crying and save yourself some inner Xmas like Rudolf. Life is nothing if not totally unfair. Sexy is not something you buy at age 5 and get like the extended warranty and everything is fine forever. And if something changes (ie your body stretched in crazy ways to deposit a tiny life into a bassinet), you need to deal. Not terribly compassionate, but whatever, I've been lugging around extra weight for like 32 years. One day you have to look at yourself and say "Um, really... This is me and it's ok." You don't believe me, but it will save your life (and possibly your marriage and your job).

Look Rudolf ran away because people were like "Damn check out your crazy ass nose!!!" That's a chicken's (and apparently reindeer's) way out, not a revolutionary. We love you here. So find something remarkable about yourself physically and shine like that freak's nose. Shine your light on us all!! No Really... Do it. And maybe you'll discover not only is your hotness totes still there, but like even better cause your boobs are bigger or if you are a guy, you can bench press a car (whereas before you looked like a string bean with a head and thus could not lift a string bean, let alone a car). God a guy lifting a car is really Sexy. I am so with Robyn on HIMYM about the whole violence being Sexy. Um... right- Get your Sexy together people- especially those of you wondering where has all the Sexy gone- it's right there. Like a red-nose reindeer... and like if you revolt now- you'll go down in history too (like Columbus not freaking George Washington)

Sexy Holiday Tip # 543: It's cute to wear a hat and scarf when out in the cold with your rosy cheeks and snow ball fights. It is not cute to wear a scarf indoors ala JT. You look like a tool. Stop it.

All I want for Xmas: A Nikki Illinois Wish List for 2009!

I love doing these Holiday themed blogs... Can you guys tell? In any case, it's time to start talking 2009, my friends. Sexy 08 is ending... so what does that leave us to look forward to in 2009?? What will Charlemagne and I do without this blog??? What do you hope to personally and blogfully accomplish... well read on. And let us know what some of your hopes for the new and even more Awesome 2009 are!!!

1. I want to go on a Sexy Vacation to somewhere other than Cincinnati, Chicago, and Maine. Perhaps the Caribbean or Spain or ENGLAND. Where-ever, I just want to you know go somewhere Awesome in 2009 and have Sex there.

2. I want to write a book. I mean it- I really really want to write a novel of some kind. All this blogging has really helped me come to terms with my desire to create... Maybe I will complete one and share with you all. Maybe I won't. I just want to write.

3. I want a dog. A puppy. A dachshund puppy of my own and name it Simon. I have a puppy itch and I don't know if I will make it much longer without one. It would be a big life decision. 2009 might be the year I do it. O gosh, look at how cute they are!!!!

4. Love. I'd like to fall in love. And not just with my bf (below) Robert Pattinson and fictional characters like Edward Cullen... I mean like actual love with a real man with real sex (I love you Edward my vibrator but really- I want to make out) and real like feelings. I know, crazy talk, BUT the psychic this summer did say this January I would meet a tan man and we would fall in love... So here's to love- may it finally happen to me. Like for real, and good, and with a down right hottie. (maybe Rob... I mean why not?)

5. I'm starting a new blog. I hadn't mentioned it before but why not now. Sexy 08 will be winding down and I will be starting my own official blog on January 1st. Charlemagne will occasionally (from time to time) guest blog... as will my sister, brother, and anyone who wants to... I haven't named it yet, but I am taking suggestions right now... so just keep it in mind... 2009 is right around the corner and this life doesn't stop for no one.

Sexy Holiday Tip #1: Look your MOTHER FREAKING BEST at any and all Holiday Gatherings this season! Do not drop the Sexy ball... This is the time to SHINE. FOR REAL

You Mean you Forgot Cranberries too?: A Sexy 08 Expose on Lovin' At the Holidays.

I'd like to say I didn't intentionally put a BONES picture up (ok, it wasn't like a mistake or anything), but when I googled kissing under the mistletoe... there they were- DB and ED. How could I not? So even the internet knows what's good for it. In any case, as this is the time of year when people are prone to feeling less than Sexy because they are single, I figured it was time for Sexy 08 to expose the truth about hooking up at the holidays. The sometimes Sexy, always silly, burden of being alone when Jolly Old St. Nick drops by... Why do we let the joy of the season become so painful? Does a sig nif really add to the most happiest time of the year? Sexy 08, and mostly Nikki Illinois, want to uncover the truth about this most horrible of seasonal afflictions- "All I want for Xmas is you" itus.

Admittedly, I don't have this ailment, well I used to not have it. I never felt like having a man around at this time of year would somehow enhance it. I'm very busy and the idea of cramming someone else's friends and fam into the picture actually gives me a wee bit of agita. So no, I don't cringe when I don't get that $5,000 engagement ring under the tree and I don't cry myself to sleep New Year's Eve because no one slid their tongue down my throat... It's not only been the Hap, Happiest Time of the year for me, it has been the down right ment, mentally healthiest too. Well except... except that lately I dream about getting a soft, sweet kiss under the mistletoe. Sappy, I know. But doesn't that sound really nice? O Robert Pattinson, it's happening to me. Get outta my head! DAMN IT!!

So now I know why I love those dumb Xmas songs like "All I want for Christmas is you" and "Christmas Wrapping". And why I love ABC Family's 25 days of Romantic Christmas Drivel so much!!!? I'm getting the disease! But I can't let it control me and neither can you guys! So yes the appealing tale of "Say it's that guy I've been chasing all year" suddenly appearing at the Supermarket only to discover "You mean you forgot cranberries too?!" and having it all end happily ever after is a nice idea. A really nice one... Wouldn't that kind of Awesomeness be totally Awesome? O No, I mean- We are a strong, Sexy group and we don't need to think that over glorified berry side-dishes have anything to do with finding true love. And making out with the British Prime Minister at your old elementary school will most likely not happen either. Maybe.

So... what am I going to do now? I don't have a bf, well except for Bobby P, and he's really busy promoting Twilight these days in Europa. And obviously I haven't been really chasing any guys all year- any real ones anyway. How can I turn my holiday season into a charming Christmas hit or "Have a Holly Jolly Sexy-mas"? O wait, I'm supposed to be telling you none of that is necessary. Well you know what, when you feel it is time to find someone... when that itch gets so unbearable, don't think that Sexy 08 isn't right behind you supporting you. We want our readers (and our co-revs) to be as Sexy and Happy as possible. So if you get some kind of Love Actually Pox- embrace it. I mean don't curl up in a ball under the Christmas tree crying because you didn't have some lame cardboard cut-out man (or woman) to parade around the holiday festivities... I mean let the actual magic of the season work for you and your Sexy. If you find something/one special, make sure you make it count. And just so I can live vicariously a little, maybe get a few really good snogs under the mistletoe for me. Seriously, what a wonderful time of the year.

Sexy Holiday Tip #4: On New Year's Eve... make it about the fun. Not about the Mid-night Drunk Ass kiss with a stranger... unless he's totally hott or in my case... Robert Pattinson.

Step into Sexy...

(Nikki Illinois and Wing it- Anthony and Alan)

Grab yourself some Sexy... Or a microphone at a bar and let 'er rip. Go have a Sexy Adventure this holiday season. And Step into Sexy and/or Christmas.

(Charlemagne and the Basic 8 getting Holiday Sexy...
Step Into Christmas)


What do you do to Sexify your Weekend??

Sexiest Person of the Week: My ABC Family Holiday Movie Character!!!

Happy Belated Birthday to SexiBear and Trish!!!!
Dec 4th all the way ladies!

O Glorious Friday, thank you for returning. I'm a little sick again (thanks Langlois' of the greater Maine area) and today marks a rather stinky anniversary in my life so I got to thinking... Who's the Sexiest Person I know these days?? O that's me (and me- o hey) BUT OOO boy was I not so Sexy two years ago (stupid shiny CRV owner). SO, whilst I was thinking, I had an epiphany (I have these a lot)... There should totes be a ABC Family Holiday Spectacular (during the 25 days of Christmas, smack dab between "Twice Upon a Christmas" and That Melissa Joan Hart/AC Slater one- obviously) about me and my journey from washed up "has been" to Sexy hottie and revolutionary. So get on board the silly train folks... I've been doping up all week on Nyquil and I've got a pretty good caffeine buzz going right now. SPotW- ME (as an ABC Family Holiday movie character about Sexy... as played by TV's Emily Deschanel)!

I met with Emily Deschanel on the set of the ABC Family Holiday Movie "Have a Holly, Jolly Sex-mas" based on my life and Sexy journey. They had just finished shooting a tumultuous and emotional scene where "I" throw TDWBR-OS out of my dingy, studio, basement apartment (though still happily decorated in holiday trimmings). ED and I grabbed a scone and a coffee and discussed my Sexy and what it was like becoming me and the Sexy Journey we all go through.


ME: You, I mean... ME... I mean, US... We are SPotW. Aren't you excited?? BTW, this is much nicer than my actual apartment was.

ED: I am so honored to be playing you. You are an inspiration to all of us. All of us on the planet I mean. But really, this is nicer- cause I was like "wow we are really hamming this crappy part up, huh?"

ME: Yea, I was so unSexy for someone so beautiful and so was my apartment, for reals. Anyway, what was it like playing "unSexy" Nicolle?

ED: Well when I got the part, I totally researched you on the internets. There is a lot of info out there if you are trying to become Sexy Nicolle, but not a lot about unSexy Nicolle. So I took what I could from your MySpace page.... your likes and dislikes and listened to a lot of Indigo Girls and watched a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. At first, I thought you might be a lesbian and/or a vampire, but then someone told me you are just really weird. I also watched a lot of Janeane Garofolo movies and comedy specials and I found something there. So I made this Janeane Garofolo/Buffy/Lilith Fair blend of a character for you and I think it works!

ME: It totes does. From the scene I just saw you had unSexy Nicolle down to a science. Though when you put "me" that way, I sound like such a weirdo. Speaking of weirdos, what was the most Sexy thing that's happened during filming?

ED: The Most Sexy... Gosh, that's hard. (that's what she said). HA HA HA, no I kid. Um the most Sexy thing would be the special moment at the end... Wait, I don't want to spoil your fans...

ME: SPOIL Away!

ED: Ok, the end scene where you, me, us finally get together with that guy we've been chasing all year. Or as it turns out, he's been chasing us too and we meet under the mistletoe and kiss at a mutual friend's Holiday Party. We (you and me) are all tinsled up and he just sweeps in because he can't control himself anymore and wham. Having put myself in your shoes for so long, I was totally overwhelmed by the power of Sexy 08 and how much it can change your life. That was soo Sexy... making your, Nikki Illinois', Sexy dreams come true- by far the Sexiest Moment of filming so far. PS: Two Words... TOM WELLING

ME: I think I'm tearing up. I can't wait to see that. Is Tom still here? O anyway, how do you think "Have a Holly Jolly Sex-mas" compares to other Holiday movies about being the Sexiest Person you can be?

ED: It's definitely got the market cornered. It has all the fun of traditional ABC Family Holiday Movies- BUT it offers you so much more. There is so much sexual innuendo about holiday stuff AND we even snuck in an implied masturbation scene- just because it was you. I felt so naughty sometimes being Nicolle, Sexy 08 Co-Revolutionary... But I really wanted the ABC Family audience to see what it was like to really become Sexy and obviously being in touch with your sexuality has been a big part of your journey and inner revolution. So it's not really for the kiddies, I guess.

ME: I love how seriously you took this role... cause it's about me and well I am important. What part of me is the Sexiest to play?

ED: That's a great question! I loved being Post-Sexy 08 Nicolle. It's like this epilogue future part where TW and I are off in our new place, with a puppy named Simon, and we are decorating for the holidays and it's so Sexy to be your newly Sexified, confident you with all the things you needed to complete your life... that and your obsession with Robert Pattinson, that's so fun and Sexy to play. Plus you curse like a trucker sometimes... and that fetish you have... sheesh, you are outta control!!

ME: Ok, enough about that. Ok Last Question... What do you think is the Sexiest Holiday Song and Why? Or I guess you as me... what do you think Nikki Illinois' favorite Sexiest Holiday song is??

ED: Let me answer this as all three Nicolles I play... Pre-Sexy (cause unSexy is just not true) Nicolle loved "Last Christmas" made famous by George Michael... Sexy 08 Revolutionary Nicolle Loves "Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses... And Totally Sexified Nicolle will love "All I want for Christmas is You."

ME: Wow. It has really been great talking to you. And might I add, you look not so bad in a "fat-suit" or more like a bulky sweater, I guess. Not a big budget huh?

ED: Yea, the make up artist was like you either look super hott at the end when you hook up with TW OR you get a fat suit... So we went bulky sweater and glasses.

ME: Is there a make over scene...? I heart those. Do I get contacts? And like a new hair cut and what not? Is there a petite montage??

ED: You know it!!! We film tomorrow. Come by!

ME: I will be there. Well, I've gotta jet. I have to call my agent about the book deal and you know all that jazz. Thanks again ED, and give David Boreanaz my love!

Sexy Holiday Tip # 82: Watch ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas at least once. It's hilarious cheesy fun!

Sexy Holiday Tip # 999: Create a Tiny Sexy Holiday Town

My mom is a Sexy lady... We've proven that 100 times over on here... What you didn't know is that My mom, Anne, loves herself some holiday cheer. Cheer in the form of tiny Sexy Holiday villages, specifically of the New England Variety... So please, enjoy some of these pics (the two I found) and I hope they inspire you to create your own Holiday Lovin' Sexytown, USA (or whatever country you live in). Make the Holidays both Sexy and Bright... and tiny. (Just don't raise the taxes on your fake townspeople, they don't like that. They also don't like Toll hikes either- Damn you GSP!!!!)

O and go see Twilight... either for the first time or again. I have seen it 5 times and I am already planning my sixth. It is a time-honored Holiday tradition... making me happy. Plus hello... He is totes worth it. (Hey Bobby P, Happy Christmas- that's how they say it in England and they call a vagina a fanny... Ha, Love it!)

Top 5 Sexiest Holiday Songs!

I can't believe we never did this one last year... I guess we were so hyped up at that point and had so many ideas, this brilliant one got sidetracked for more serious Sexy helping fare!!! Can you believe there was anything more important than this list? No, it is hard to believe. Sometimes we take ourselves too Seriously here... (ha ha) In any case, here are my top five Sexiest Holiday Songs!!! What are some of yours?

1. All I Want For Xmas is You: Now I don't like Mariah Carey at all, but boy howdy do I love this song, a lot. First of all, it's in that movie starring Sexy English Guy Hugh Grant (btw, why do I always say Grant when I want to say Jackman?)... you know with Sexy Kiera Knightly and all that Love stuff... O now I remember the name- Love Actually. I like this movie. I think it's sweet. I make no apologies for wanting to find true love while working for the British Prime Minister. And I think all the weird Sex going on is Sexy. Good for Alan Rickman for getting his Old British Ass some tail and then even better for Emma Thompson giving him hell for it. Anyway, AIWFCIY is a really fun Sexy song that gets my holiday spirits soaring and o look Mariah's like practically naked in the video... Don't believe me, Youtube it. In any case, this song always puts me in the mood... the Sexy Mood... the Sexy Holiday Mood.

2. Santa Claus is Coming to Town (B Springsteen): Now the more traditional version of this song is kind of stupid. Zoey Deschanel just sang it to me (and anyone else watching ELF) last night and it was pleasant but forgettable. Now, you all know I love myself some of the Jovi (that's the kind of Jersey girl I am), but the Boss' very Sexy rockin' version of SCICTT is awesome.... So much so that I frequently forget how the original goes (thanks sister of Bones for reminding me). And I love it when he yells at the crowd about how there aren't that many people who have been nice..."Not many, not many" And he mentions the Boardwalk. I live on the Jersey Shore people and this is like our Christmas Anthem. Plus I like all the Yea Yea Yea's at the end. This is one time where the Boss beat the Bon Jovi... so far Jon hasn't recorded any Xmas songs as memorable as that one... Sorry Babe!


3. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: This song is all naughty... and that's very Sexy. I mean why is the Daddy dressed up as Santa... Sure you could argue that the parents were really into keeping the Santa illusion alive, but where I'd like to go with it... (Can you guess by now??? O give it a shot. I'll pause for second so you can conjure up some twisted ideas) And... ok. Well, I'm thinking that maybe Mommy has a thing for bigger, bearded guys and this is just really really bizarre fetish role playing. And then O NO, your kid totes catches you. But you find out cause he thinks that Mommy's cheating on you with Santa. HA, the embarrassment. But the Sexy night of rolling around in the tinsel was well worth it. I mean dirrrrty. Well played Mommy and Daddy, you're gross perverted weirdos. And you managed to work in a Holiday theme, I salute you!!!

4. O Holy Night (Tracy Chapman): Some could say that her voice is not Sexy. I would say "You are so wrong it hurts me to look at you." I love TC's voice and I especially love it during this song. Silent Night was always my fave traditional Xmas song, but the lilting haunting vocals of this grumbly lady really changed my mind. Sexy singing to me is acoustic guitars and an Awesome voice. Tracy Chapman rocks this one whereas Josh Grobin makes it sound like everything else on the Holiday Planet. TC you are one Sexy Singing Bitch and I love this version. Thanks for making it special.

5. Baby it's Cold Outside: This song is stupid, but funny and hilarious. And every dynamically ridunkulous duo that makes a recording of this song is a little Awesome in my book. Last year, I heard a version by Rob Stewart and Dolly Parton. No really. I mean, on the radio, for everyone to hear it and boy was it funny. And the plot... Holy Moses Jesus (happy bday man) "Honey it's cold outside..." Stay here, have Sex, go home in the morning... Taxis aren't going to come get you. Who cares if people are looking for you... just stay here, have Sex, go home in the morning. TEE HEEEEE SO Awesome and Sexy. I remember Manda and Killer listening to a Barry Manilow version a lot back in the day. Seriously- Hate it so much that I love it.

Honorable Mention for his Sexy Confidence: Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer... LIKE COLUMBUS!!!!!! (not George Washington)

Sexy Holiday Tip #515: Listen to Holiday Music as loudly as possible. Annoy Everyone!!!!! Fall into the Spirit of the Season!!

Sexy Holiday Tip # 2014: Never let them see you sweat (even in that really warm sweater)

Charlemagne loves himself some sweaters, I do not. But I figured here is a great time to share some hilarious images of Sexy Holiday Sweaters... Tee Hee enjoy!!!

And of course, though it's not really a HOLIDAY Sweater... my bf, back in the day... looking dorkilicious... in his rainbow sweater!!!

Happy Sweaters to All and to All a good wool!!! (it's all non-sensical gibberish these days!!!)

Give the Gift of Sexy this Christmas!

Hey ya'll!!! Gosh I hope you all had a great, Awesome Sexygiving last week and are ready to really hunker down for a beautiful and Sexy December (November was incredibly Sexy with all the Twilight Hoopla and Bobby P stuff!!). It's almost the end of a remarkable and Sextastic year and Charlemagne and I are preparing for a very quick and jacked-up last month of Sexy 08. What can you do to make sure you really make it count? Read on to Sexy up these last few precious days of the year!!!

I think today I will concentrate on making sure you give the gift of Sexy to everyone you meet this Xmas. How? (Really I expect more from you by now) Honestly, you should try to touch the hearts of everyone you see... HA HA HA (I watched a lot of ABC Family yesterday- so many lame, lame Christmas movies) - Well I mean, make the people around you feel the Sexy inside... (and no I don't mean feel your boobs or cock, I mean... well if that works- go ahead). Like a fresh sprig of mistletoe, stand under the Sexy and let yourself shine and share that confidence with everyone. You might just get that long waited hook-up you've been craving (please?).

What are some common ways to spread the Sexy? Well firstly, walk up to someone you know who is feeling down and say "Wow look at that holiday sweater?! That is so fresh and young! You look great!"- Any kind of compliment like this will be met with an "Awww shucks" kind of response and a huge smile. You don't have to mean your compliments, but spread them around to those who deserve them. What else can get the Sexy word out? How about greeting everyone with a "Sexy Holidays" and a handful of green and red glitter. It will be like you are a Holiday Sprite of some kind. Everyone loves glitter. Well I do and I think it's Sexy. So wham, you'd at least make me feel happy and Sexy if you sprinkled me with it.

Some other fun, fast Sexy ways to make this Holiday season shine are caroling at people's cubicles, bringing in hot, mulled (alcoholic) cider for your office, decorating your office/cubicle with paper snowflakes (shining with glitter- YAY), wearing tight revealing red sweaters that show tons of Nicolleavage (or whatever your name is), enjoying peppermint sticks shaped like dicks, or Christmas Cookies shaped like cocks and boobs etc... Make the Sexy Holiday Season extra special for your friends, co-workers, and even your frenemies (caroling at their cubicles, people... caroling). I love the holidays- especially the Sexy ones!!! (what's an unSexy holiday?)

UPDATE:
I think the Question of the Day Gag has run its course, as I never know if my dear co-rev is going to blog or not (he says he's not- so I guess this is now my blog). So I'm not asking any questions cause it's silly to waste the time to ask myself questions. I'm crazy, but not like that crazy.

So get with the Sexy Holidays- Here they come... only 31 days of Sexy 08 left!!!!!!!!