Ok- so I totally haven't turned 32 yet. That's on Friday my Sexies... But I had the most Kick Ass Rockin' BDay party yet (as I mentioned on Monday) and well- I thought I'd let you know both the Sexy and slightly unSexy flip-side to this most Awesome of evenings... so without much more explanation... My Sexy 32nd in 5 Sexy Parts!!!
1. THE PEOPLE: Look at the picture above (go ahead and scroll up)- these are the most Awesome of people... I know not everyone from the party is in this picture BUT everyone who attended is like a Sexy Rock God/dess in my mind now. I had a blast with everyone and I realize it was kind of a hike for some of you so thanks a bunch... you are all really really Awesomely Sexy... Especially my family for making the longest treks there!! ~ unSexy flipside: Charlemagne and Sexybear could not make it. Which was sad and a little less Sexy than it could have been... I poured some beer on the floor in your honor (no I didn't, but Maurice spilled some drink of Ken's which made Paul worried someone would slip- does that count?)
2. Tiara: I love a birthday Tiara. I love an everyday Tiara. Tiara's are totally Sexy and let everyone know you are the most special of all the people where ever you are. On your birthday, wear a Tiara... and then share it with everyone, men and women alike. ~ unSexy flipside: Some Tiaras have pointy sharp parts that can stick painfully in your head, like Jesus and his Crown of Thorns (which was my Tiara's nickname for the evening, btw)... Just don't jam it down on your bald brother's head or he may bleed... which he maybe did (IDK my dears, Idk). Tiaras goodtimes, just for the love of Robert Pattinson be safe!
3. Dancing: I love to dance. Sober Drunk German... it doesn't matter. And I did! I boogied my rather curvy large ass off! Rihanna finally made a very public (auditory) appearance and I made eye contact with my sister (Hey Michelle) and bolted for the D-Floor. After that, I got to hear Katy Perry, JT (he brought some Sexy Back), Britney and I can't remember any other music... Key moments of hot dancing... My brother and sister square-dancing... for reals, with bowing and do-si-doing... really. I heart them ~ unSexy flipside: the DJ blew for like 75% of the evening and only really knocked it out of the park with a half hour to go... way to bring the Sexy down JkAs... Booo.
4. CupCakes: Don't let anyone tell you that having cake at a bar is a bad idea. They are stupid and not Sexy. I had Cupcakes at my party at a bar and it was Awesome and everyone sang HBDay to me and we got to enjoy the taste-tasticness of it all... I had three different flavors people, I am that incredible... I'm cupcake-tastic, that's what I am. ~ unSexy flipside: Total strangers will try to eat your Cupcakes at a bar... watch out for the kind of unSexy thievery... that's not cool - those tiny cakes were expensive and I don't know you... leave my mom alone!!!
5. Getting Drunk from a Sexy Bitch Glass: My two bestest friends, Killer and Heather Frisbie-Smith bought me a ridiculously large wine glass that says Sexy Bitch on it. And then proceeded to pour beer after beer into my cup. I never saw the bottom of it, nor did I want to... I was rocked my dear Sexy friends, rocked by the end of the evening. After two shots, 4 Malibu Baybreezes, and the lord only knows how many beers... I was flying high! That glass was Awesome and let's face it- perfectly describes me- A Sexy Bitch ~ unSexy flipside: I don't think there is one here... sorry! It was a great gift and I totally loved it! You guys ROCK!!! (and um so do I)
Answer to Question of the Day:
The Sexiest of Rihanna's songs... O god that's hard, like eggs ya'll. I love most of the stuff I hear from her. Don't Stop The Music is AWESOME and so is Umbrella (Little Miss Sunshine, Rihanna where you at??) BUT I gotta say Disturbia is the Sexiest for me. The lyrics are totes hot... "Like a thief in the night to come and grab you... it will creep up inside you and consume you... " I love the creepy hot video too... all that bondage, you can't go wrong!! So Disturbia- that's my vote.
Question to Curt:
Which is the Sexiest Rihanna song in your mind?
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