Today is My Birthday people... And it's Sexiest Person of the Week... So HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY TO ME and also congrats on AAAmbler getting the nod for being so damn Sexy on this most holy of days! (It's my birthday on my blog- you can all suck it!)... I have known Alan approximately forever (27 years) and he really is one of the nicest guys I've ever met. Aside from being boringly nice though, there are actually some terribly Awesome and Sexy things to know about him... He's got a ridiculously swanktastic singing voice, was so popular in high school that (according to Killer) he didn't have to take square-dancing (I think this is made up), and he married SAMbler... So Sexy! Anyway- read on... get to know him, his music, his Awesome hair, and his wise-cracking self... Sexy
Alan and I time-traveled (we are doing this a lot lately- but we've got money in the budget for it) back to the mid-80s at Six Flags Great Adventure. We found the recording studio where we recorded the greatest renditions of "Uptown Girl" and "Twist and Shout" back in the day and decided to wait for our younger selves to arrive so we could freak the bejesus out of them.
ME: This place is so weird. I actually hate it here.
Alan: Really? Why? It's so... yea, I can't even fake it... there are too many kids here.
ME: Exactly and it smells funny, like perpetual funnel cake and dirty old sewer water. Anyway- you are SPotW... Congrats!
Alan: It's an honor, I think.
ME: It totally is... so you have an incredibly Sexy singing voice and continue to perform and entertain with it... Why do you think it's important and Sexy to keep creative endeavors alive?
Alan: Heinz ketchup put it best “The best things come to those who wait”… and that’s all I have to say about that.
ME: So is should I enjoy your vocal stylings with like a burger or... O I get it. Hmmmmm- I hope that applies to all things. It's a good motto... Speaking of mottos or I mean autos, what is the most unSexy part of being stuck in GSP traffic?
Alan: I know that this is a cliche answer but, rubber necking….. just because it is sooooooo useless. I wish someone could explain to me why a person changing a tire, someone pulled over by a cop, or a “fender bender” on the OTHER SIDE of the highway is worth slowing down to look at. There is an accident at least 3-4 times a week on the Parkway during rush hour. If you have seen one then you have seen them all. On top of that it makes me feel like a horrible person. And I know that I am not alone in this. (He's not) After you have been sitting in traffic because of an accident for over an hour, you finally roll up on what has delayed you from getting home, only to find that it was a two car accident with one car’s bumper on the ground. Am I the only one that thinks “Really? That’s it? No body on the pavement with a sheet covering it?”. I know everyone is thinking this at that moment but you just can’t say it. And if you do see a sight like that, doesn’t it feel just a little justified then? Then shame sets in and I feel like a horrible person. Maybe I am, but I just wanna get home quickly… ARGGGGG!!!
ME: Um, I agree... so not only does that make us both horrible people... But look we are both really fun and Awesome so screw you universe!!! We win! Anyway, speaking of the universe and space, we saw Return of the Jedi together back in the day... Which is Sexier... Ewoks or Wookies... and which would make better pets?
Alan: My opinion is that Ewoks suck; they try to be cute and loveable, but they just suck. Lucas failed miserably when he scripted the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi. They are about as fun as Teddy Ruxbin. Only Teddy was better because he spoke English. The Ewoks were mindless idiots that worshiped anything that was shiny and had a British accent (Hey Now- that sounds like me). Now Wookies on the other hand are great. They don’t speak English but if you had a Wookie, you would understand everything it said; and no one else does. Wookies are loyal friends and apparently know a lot about engines and electronics. Not to mention, they could kick the sh@t out of anything or anyone that got in your way. Sure you would have to vacuum everyday that they stayed in your house. But isn’t that a small price to pay for such a sexy friend. I wish I had a Wookie.
ME: I hate to vacuum. But I do like Wookies better myself, but I think I'd like to have an Ewok for a pet because I'm a girl and I feel like a Wookie just might try to go in for the sexual assault. But that's me... More on movies, what movie genre best represents your Sexy (action, comedy, musical, drama, romance, etc...) and why?
Alan: Comedy. Everybody in this life has flaws. You have to be able to laugh at them. Comedies put it in your face and point out why you should never be completely committed to just one belief. There is always another side, and it’s usually really funny.
ME: I think my life is more like an action movie, o wait... I totally want to sleep with an action movie star... and like get married to them and have more action movie sex... Sorry, I digress but anyhoo, weddings... Charlemagne and I love to dance to horrible cheesy music at weddings- What is the most Sexy song heard at every wedding that you don't actually hate to perform?
Alan: “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye. It is the complete opposite of “Walking On Sunshine” in every possible way. Enough said.
ME: Why do I love cheesy music so much... O wait there we are... O god is this the day you and I record "You've lost the loving Feeling?"
Alan: We have to stop it. Or at least teach ourselves the song.
ME: Come on- let's jump out at us and make us cry!
Answer to Question of the Day:
Sexier 09 or Awesome 09 - what will I try to make happen hobby wise... I don't really know. I'm not a hobby person. But I would like to maybe get better on the drums, on RockBand so I don't just demand to be the lead singer. Cause I'm an ok singer but maybe secretly I'm like a kick ass virtual drummer... I mean that's totes Sexy... female drummers, right? Right?
Question to Curt:
What's up your Sexy sleeve for the Halloween weekend?
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