There's nothing easy about this revolution my friends (but like all those others, totally easy)... and deep down I think we've all been a part of Sexy 08 for years, if not decades, now... Unnecessarily waging war against the mopey doppelganger in our mirrors (not to be confused with the ghostly, creepy images in the mirror that are trying to kill you all horror movie style... you can wage war on them, that's totes ok). It's difficult and it's every day and it's not fair... AND... so what? The reality is you let the doubts and insecurities creep inside you and parasitically feed on you... the reality is you did this to yourself (Though I'm sure you had the help of some outstandingly tremendous AssHats) ~ and now it's time to take back the night, your self-esteem, the shirt you loaned your roommate, that huge diamond necklace in Titanic, and most importantly - your Sexy. Now is really the time to stand strong, my compatriots... because folding now would be the easy way out and no one said gettin' Sexy was easy. (Don't listen to the Gambler, you don't need to know when to fold'em... folding is for wussys and Republicans)
Right now, I am fighting myself to stay afloat (I'm so tired of the horse metaphor, I totes don't want to get on a horse right now... but I'd like to not drown)... Well, ok I'm fighting myself to win the Olympic medal in the Butterfly, that's far more inspirational than like doggie paddling Sexy... Anyway, I needed to remind myself why this was important and that I can't give up... and that yes it's hard, like eggs and immigration laws ya'll. It's never easy to put down the guacamole and chips and go walk 3 miles. It's never easy to ignore those memories of rejection (Why didn't Jason Bateman love me back?)... It's never easy to sparkle like diamonds and be UBER confident every moment of the day (unless you are a Cullen) It's never going to be easy, I know that. And that's part of the Awesome of it- that it's a struggle... that when we come out Sexy and victorious, it (it being a winner) will taste 100 times better than even giant Red Velvet Cupcakes. (if this is a lie, I don't want to know)... I need to believe in myself, in Charlemagne, and you guys- it gives me hope and faith in this whole wacky thing... Hope, Faith and a huge ego that you all care what I have to say... and huge egos really help in the fight against unSexyness. For Reals.
I say all this now (and again) because it's the final Quarter of the big Sexy 08 Playoffs and I think the team (um and myself) needs rallying and reminding about why we are doing this and why everyone needs to stay resilient and Awesome. And I don't just mean until Dec 31st at mid-night my friends... Do you think this Sexy Revolution will end then... HELLS NO! The revolution will continue, it will always continue... The message might change (um coz the year totes changes to 09 and we can't keep saying 08, that's not very forward thinking of us) BUT you can bet that Charlemagne and Nikki Illinois will still be fighting the ghosts in the mirror who are trying to kill us and our own inner unSexy demons. I promise you that... the journey doesn't end ever... there will be sequels. Sexy 08 forever!
Answer to Question of the Day:
Economic what now? O right that whole stock market thing and people losing their jobs... Um I'm staying Sexy by not worrying about it. If I think too much about it, I start to think unSexy things and that my friends is pointless. There is nothing I can do about it. Except Vote- which I am for Obama and that's all I can do... Otherwise, I am living my life like there ain't nothing going wrong in the world. I have no control over that stuff and if it continues to crisis, well so be it. In the meantime, I am happily waiting for the chance to help the economy by going to see Twilight a million times. Robert Pattinson, helping us out of the economic darkness... Sexy!
Did you see Wanted? Cause your answer yesterday was totally Wanted but like a lil' Gay... and you played like Angelina Jolie's character... weird, but very fun (I liked that movie- hey James McAvoy we haven't mentioned your hotness in a while!!) Um, so you won't be able to make my Sexy 32nd because of this "economic whosits" - what can I do to make sure that my Sexy dance-card remains filled without you? What can I do to make sure Charlemagne is still there in my Sexy 32nd heart??
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