Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Sexy of Seth Green and NPH!

If there are two more lovable scamps running around on the planet of celebrity, I don't know about it (and I don't want to). I heart these two... and not in a Robert Pattinsony F*ck Me til the cows come home kinda way (not that there's anything wrong with this kind of love... Hey Bobby P!). No, SG and NPH are two truly special celebrities who make you wanna grab a frozen yogurt together, find a bench, and then mock the passing public endlessly... These are the BFF kind of celebrity crushes we should all have... and of course, I do. (Cause I'm a weirdo who loves celebrity men, gay/straight/whatever... I just enjoy guys~ I make no apologies... NONE!)

If you are unfamiliar with their collective Awesome... all I can say is- what's wrong with you? How can you (someone so Sexy and Sassy) be unfamiliar with their collective Awesome? I don't know if I can care about people who don't know why SG and NPH are insanely ridiculously most fanTestical... (yea that's what I said). I mean who doesn't know about Doogie Howser MD or The Austin Power Movies? Or more importantly, Neil Patrick Harris (and harold and kumar do sumthin') and Robot Chicken/Family Guy? (Curt possibly) These are two guys who laugh at you, themselves, and the world at large and manage to look extra adorable doing so... like I said scamptastic!

So what's so great about them, aside from being hilarious and adorable? Look at them- no really. If they were just regular Joes (not to be confused with this plumber guy) and you passed them on the street, would you notice them at all? Most likely- I'm thinking- no. SG is like 5 ft tall and red-headed (not exactly a lethal combo of OMG hottness) and NPH is well, NPH is cute with his cro-magnon fore-head and all, but he's not UBER-Celebrity HOT (like let's say Robert Pattinson or Tom Welling or David Boreanaz) and yet- these two sardonic sweet-hearts are FAMOUS... and Sexy and I'm writing about them. They are "normal" looking peeps who got their Sexy all shined up and didn't let their "out of the box" appeal stifle them. If you ask me, which you kind of did cause you're reading this blog (yea in your face), they are great examples of people in control of their Sexy.

So what lessons can we take away from SG and NPH's incredible Sexy Charisma? Don't let anything stand in your way. Be hilarious, be over-the-top, be witty and delightful and adorable... but never ever let them see you sweat. Also starring in weird musicals about evil villains (Dr Horrible's Sing A Long Blog- NPH) and creating hilarious sketches with 80's cartoon action figures and what not (Robot Chicken is HYSTERICAL- SG) are sure fire ways to make people like Nikki Illinois LOVE YOU MORE. So in conclusion, Seth Green you had me at Buffy when you played Oz... but your incredible Sexy continues to rock my world on a regular basis. And NPH, you are so so spanktastic on HIMYM... Together your Sexies are almost legend (wait for it) dary!

Answer to Question of the Day:
What's the Sexiest thing about this election season? O Christ (no, not him- he actually tends to um de-Sexy it... Sorry Jesus!) I guess I think Obama is the Sexiest thing about the season. He's so smart and eloquent and his confidence and articulate manner make me feel ok, like everything will be ok... I want someone smarter than me in the WhiteHouse... I want someone in touch with the world at large... I don't want Sarah Palin or McCain doing what we've always done. It doesn't work anymore. Obama does stand for change and it's what we need. Change/Evolution/Revolution/Sexy. Need I say more? PS: Tina Fey is also a pretty damn Sexy part of this but we covered her earlier in the week! (Hey Tina!)

Question to Curt:
Who are two celebrity women who you have asexual BFF crushes on like SG and NPH and what are they bringing to your Sexy table these days?

4 comments:

Coxworth said...

You're right...I don't know what some of those things are...

HA!!!

michelle said...

Okaaay...you know I love NPH (he is freakin' awesome!) and I adore SG (although I do not watch Robot Chicken, I find him deleughtful in TV interviews and he cracks me up as that Amish guy in the commercials for that movie Sex Drive)--so I have to agree that they are 2 men I would definitely meet for frozen yogurt or whatnot. I do, however, have to take issue with your dismissal of short red-headed men/boys. As the mother of the cutest 9-year-old boy walking the earth right now, I guarantee that he will break some hearts and that many people stop and comment on his goodlookingness--even though he is both red-headed and short. So please, stop with the bigotry and negative comments--you may hurt someone you love.

michelle said...

OMG--I really do know how to spell delightful--I just totally messed it something fierce. It reads as if I am speaking with some kind of weird German accent--and I am not. So sorry about that.

Finlay said...

I used that pic of Seth Green on my blog when I was looking for the father of Kelly Taylor's son...Did you take this from my photo shoot I had with Seth?