It's the end of the week, ya'll... But what a week!!! Obama, Bobby P, and the Sexies!!! My Gosh, it's like some kind of Sexy 08 vortex of outta control hottness. And so, as it is tradition, today we have a special SPotW. Today's Sexiest Person is Gypsy. Gypsy and I work together and one day... several months back, we discovered we had strange amounts of things in common. I had already known that we shared a lunch need (and love) of all things low-cal and weighty watchery, but I was to learn on that fateful day that she too studied photo, took German, attended Ramapo College of the Jerz, and enjoyed Internet stalking... all just like me. And we all know I'm totes Sexy. So it was only logical that one day soon after she would be SPotW. I really enjoy Gypsy, and so should you. Love her Sexy. It's remarkable.
I met Gypsy in Berlin, Germany to enjoy some Brot and Spatzel and Kaffee. We took in the sights and sounds of the people, both the melodic German language and the yummy German Food. As we ate our Wienerschnizel and Roladen and drank our Edbeerbowle, we discussed photo, life and, of course... SEXY.
ME: Gypsy, I am so glad you decided to take me up on my SPotW offer. I find you so refreshing.
Gypsy: Really? It sounded like fun. And I've been studying my German so much lately that I figured why not take the opportunity to do an interview there and share my Sexy secrets.
ME: I heart your enthusiasm. So... you studied Photo... What do you think is the Sexiest thing about Photography?
Gypsy: The camera! The color of it, the way it comes in various sizes and shapes, the way it almost reads your mind.
ME: O, I like that reading my mind part. That is sooo true... The manipulation of the "real world" with the camera makes me so happy. You know what else makes me happy, internet stalking Bobby P. Speaking of which, internet stalking is a Sexy pass time for most women, but not men. Why do you think that is and what do you think is the Sexiest thing about it?
Gypsy: Women become more sexy through stalking, we gain our knowledge this way. The sexiest thing is that stalking has endless and hourless possibilities!
ME: It does have endless, hourless possibilities... I like to think of it as like learning at a library about a research topic. You know like my thesis is "So-and-So enjoys this, that, and the other thing." And I have to "research" or stalk them on the Internet to support my theories, you know? Right? Anyway, you march to the beat of your own drummer, a valued trait here at Sexy 08. Why do you think being yourself, no matter how off the "norm" it is, is Sexy?
Gypsy: Truly being yourself is sexy because there is no one else out there like you and if someone is similar I'm probably sexier anyway. =)
ME: We are similar, but not and we are both DAMN Sexy so... the fakers are whatever... speaking of being the same, which is a Sexier name... Sweet potatoes or Yams and why?
Gypsy: Yams, because is has 4 letters like sexy and starts with a "y".
ME: "Y" is a highly under-utilized letter and Sexy has a "Y" and I agree. I mean I'm sure most people would say sweet potatoes... But Sweet is rarely Sexy too. So... If you were writing a romance novel... what would your main characters be like and what would make them THE SEXY?
Gypsy: My main characters would be comparable to Romeo and Juliet, nothing is sexier than dying for true love.
ME: That is so true. Which is probably why I love Twilight so much. God, I can bring almost anything back to that book, can't I?
Gypsy: I hear you and Urvi talking enough about it. What's your thesis on it that you are trying to prove or dis-prove?
ME: Um, that a 32 yr old can totally relate to a YA novel and not be a complete spazz. I'm having difficulty proving this. Whatevs... or Was-evs since we are the Deutschland!
Gypsy: Ja, Ich liebe Die Zietung!
ME: Let's get outta here and enjoy some German fun... Tschus!
Answer to Question of the Day:
There is not a lot of Sexy Chill in the air here lately. But what we did have managed to actually help in me getting sick. I mean it was a little chilly on Monday when I "met" Bobby P and sitting on a cold floor didn't help, but I really can't wait for like shopping for warmer clothes, as all my last year stuff is too big. Sexy 08 really helps when you realize that in just a year all of your previous clothes have become obsolete cause your boobs are so much smaller. (if you have boobs and have lost weight, of course- DUH!)
Question to Curt:
I am going to see Sexy Brit Dan Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) next Saturday be all naked in a play in NYC. What celebrity would you like to see in this manner? You can pick for whatever reason... and no it doesn't have to be this weird horse play.
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