Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Sometimes being Sexy, is like a J O B.



As Charlemagne so effortlessly (and I mean like with absolutely no effort) put yesterday (or possibly very early this mornin'), sometimes blogging and being Sexy is not easy. I will tell you that there are days (today possibly one of them) that I have very little to offer the world of Sexy philosophy and thus little to offer all of you dear, dear readers. And that's why being Sexy and co-hosting a revolution can not only be hard, like eggs, but also kinda like having a second job. One that you love, duh... but a J O B none-the-less.

So what then... Do I half-ass it, like I sometimes do my other "real" job? No, absolutely not. Because giving up on you guys and Sexy means I've given up on me (and my own Sexy) and possibly ever getting laid again in my life and that AIN'T happening. Now is the time, when I'm feeling sick and bogged down by keeping the Sexy ball rolling that I have to rally myself and you guys and apparently Charlemagne too. When you feel the excitement of your own Sexy start to slip, this revolution's got some major problems... and I'm not talking about like "Ooops, I had a piece of Cheese-cake" problems. What I'm talking bout is the missing some work outs, eating poorly, not trying to look even remotely human when you go out kinda problems. That is one slippery (and not a fun like Sex slippery) slope right outta Sexytown and back to where-ever you lived before. Let's call it like Hagsville (did Scooby Doo solve some mystery there? Like the "The Case of the Missing Sexy?")




What I want to say is that being Sexy will always be hard work, especially in those areas where we have issues with ourselves. For me, my body will always be something I am going to fight with to be Sexy... a constant struggle, my own Civil War if you will (without all the Patrick Swayze drama or ooo maybe I should have some Swayze drama). You cannot be lazy and Sexy. Ok, you can. But I mean, that's not the way a revolutionary Sexy comes about. Being Sexy is your JOB. It's also my JOB and Charlemagne's now. For all those people out there who have great genes (and jeans) and fast metabolisms and never lift a finger for their Sexy, eventually age and unSexy will catch you and beat you to death. (Or I mean beat your Sexy to death) And for us, the ones who worked at it... who learned to embrace our Sexy attributes (my hair, my smile, my boobs, my sassy) we will be better for it and Sexier and get a better review and a higher raise than our Now-Sexy CounterParts. Believe in us, yourself, and the Sexy 08 movement. We are working hard for all of us, always and remember Effortless Sexy only counts when discussing Bobby P. (less than two weeks to TWILIGHT).



Answer to Question of the day:
Which TV show has the Sexiest storyline? O I don't know. I don't watch the Office or like Brothers and Sisters and apparently anything that normal people watch. For me, I'm just really enjoying HIMYM this year and I've recently gotten into Supernatural. Smallville has been better so far and a little Sexier so maybe that... I don't know. I like TV, but still nothing is Sexier to me than Buffy was... Maybe when I get into TrueBlood when I'm at my parents I will feel that is Sexy, but really right now- my Sexy is concentrating on Bobby P and Twilight. Sorry.

Question to Curt:
When someone at work appears to be stealing your Sexy, undermining your Sexy, if you will... what is the best approach?

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