Hooray and Joy and Awesome!! So in honor of it finally being super cool to be liberal and a democrat in this country... Nikki's Top 5 Sexiest Things about being Liberal!! YAY!!
1. My Mom: Now, my mom gets a lot of play on here for someone who refuses to read the blog... BUT really her Sexy focus on making sure the democratic message is out there in Maine is out-freaking-standing. I never knew my parents were so liberal but really, they are... Anne of North not only supported Hillary, but switched over to Obama to continue the plight of the Dems when they needed her most. She is the head of the York County Democrats in Maine and frequents caucuses and conventions in her state. Can you say the same? And she's 65. What have you done for your country lately? Sexy and informed and making the world better, that's my mom. She's an American Hero and a Sexy Revolutionary for reals. Go Anne!
2. The G A Y: I love that being liberal makes me a sympathetic lover of the Gays. Because I am a lover of the Gays and I have no issue telling all of you that... and I mean, there's nothing Sexier in my opinion than being open-minded, totally in charge of who you are, making the world know it, and telling them to respect you too. In this new Awesome Sexy Liberal environment- let's scare the bejesus outta the conservatives and get some more Sexy states to allow Gay Marriages. BTW, you should know I'm insanely loyal and if you don't think my friends should get married... I'll punch you in the neck. I'm just sayin!
3. We got that Sarah Palin was a Joke: I think it's Sexy as hell that we (liberals) got the joke that was Palin. I mean really with her "Awww Heck!" and "You betcha!" was I really supposed to take her seriously? I mean, I'm sure she's a lovely person just not a lovely VP for the nation. So congrats to us and Tina Fey for getting the joke and laughing at (not with) SP on her VP run. I mean, really... really???!
4.Celebrities: I don't like being associated with celebrities in general because they are rich and vapid and usually very shallow, but I don't mind being lumped in with them when it comes to being Liberals. I mean... yea sure sometimes they go all nutz like Sean Penn (Into the Wild?)- but other times, like Tim Robbins and Leo D, it's kinda cool. So now, I'm like a celebrity... I'm a liberal celebrity. And so it Curt and so are you (if you are liberal) - Isn't that nice? I mean, it's totally Sexy and now we can go to Ivy or some fancy place in Hollywood to eat because we are one. One big happy Liberal Ass family. Yay!!!
5. We Won, finally: The Sexiest reason it's Sexy to be Liberal today is this... WE FINALLY WON! I mean, if Gore was the Gore of now when he ran against W in 2000... maybe things would be different. But he wasn't. And Kerry- I don't even want to talk about. And now- NOW... Now there is Obama. Someone to get excited about. Someone who exudes intelligence. Someone who actually seems presidential. He's Sexy, He's Smart, He's the President-Elect. We Won. We made a Sexy difference. Now it's his turn to revolutionize the country. So today, if you are a Liberal, go forth and revolt and be happy and be totally Sexy. We did it and there ain't nothing Sexier. Except maybe Bobby P.
Question to Curt:
Now that the country is a little more Sexy... What do think will be one of the Sexiest things to change?
0 comments:
Post a Comment