All I want for Xmas: A Nikki Illinois Wish List for 2009!

I love doing these Holiday themed blogs... Can you guys tell? In any case, it's time to start talking 2009, my friends. Sexy 08 is ending... so what does that leave us to look forward to in 2009?? What will Charlemagne and I do without this blog??? What do you hope to personally and blogfully accomplish... well read on. And let us know what some of your hopes for the new and even more Awesome 2009 are!!!

1. I want to go on a Sexy Vacation to somewhere other than Cincinnati, Chicago, and Maine. Perhaps the Caribbean or Spain or ENGLAND. Where-ever, I just want to you know go somewhere Awesome in 2009 and have Sex there.

2. I want to write a book. I mean it- I really really want to write a novel of some kind. All this blogging has really helped me come to terms with my desire to create... Maybe I will complete one and share with you all. Maybe I won't. I just want to write.

3. I want a dog. A puppy. A dachshund puppy of my own and name it Simon. I have a puppy itch and I don't know if I will make it much longer without one. It would be a big life decision. 2009 might be the year I do it. O gosh, look at how cute they are!!!!

4. Love. I'd like to fall in love. And not just with my bf (below) Robert Pattinson and fictional characters like Edward Cullen... I mean like actual love with a real man with real sex (I love you Edward my vibrator but really- I want to make out) and real like feelings. I know, crazy talk, BUT the psychic this summer did say this January I would meet a tan man and we would fall in love... So here's to love- may it finally happen to me. Like for real, and good, and with a down right hottie. (maybe Rob... I mean why not?)

5. I'm starting a new blog. I hadn't mentioned it before but why not now. Sexy 08 will be winding down and I will be starting my own official blog on January 1st. Charlemagne will occasionally (from time to time) guest blog... as will my sister, brother, and anyone who wants to... I haven't named it yet, but I am taking suggestions right now... so just keep it in mind... 2009 is right around the corner and this life doesn't stop for no one.

Sexy Holiday Tip #1: Look your MOTHER FREAKING BEST at any and all Holiday Gatherings this season! Do not drop the Sexy ball... This is the time to SHINE. FOR REAL