Hey ya'll!!! Gosh I hope you all had a great, Awesome Sexygiving last week and are ready to really hunker down for a beautiful and Sexy December (November was incredibly Sexy with all the Twilight Hoopla and Bobby P stuff!!). It's almost the end of a remarkable and Sextastic year and Charlemagne and I are preparing for a very quick and jacked-up last month of Sexy 08. What can you do to make sure you really make it count? Read on to Sexy up these last few precious days of the year!!!
I think today I will concentrate on making sure you give the gift of Sexy to everyone you meet this Xmas. How? (Really I expect more from you by now) Honestly, you should try to touch the hearts of everyone you see... HA HA HA (I watched a lot of ABC Family yesterday- so many lame, lame Christmas movies) - Well I mean, make the people around you feel the Sexy inside... (and no I don't mean feel your boobs or cock, I mean... well if that works- go ahead). Like a fresh sprig of mistletoe, stand under the Sexy and let yourself shine and share that confidence with everyone. You might just get that long waited hook-up you've been craving (please?).
What are some common ways to spread the Sexy? Well firstly, walk up to someone you know who is feeling down and say "Wow look at that holiday sweater?! That is so fresh and young! You look great!"- Any kind of compliment like this will be met with an "Awww shucks" kind of response and a huge smile. You don't have to mean your compliments, but spread them around to those who deserve them. What else can get the Sexy word out? How about greeting everyone with a "Sexy Holidays" and a handful of green and red glitter. It will be like you are a Holiday Sprite of some kind. Everyone loves glitter. Well I do and I think it's Sexy. So wham, you'd at least make me feel happy and Sexy if you sprinkled me with it.
Some other fun, fast Sexy ways to make this Holiday season shine are caroling at people's cubicles, bringing in hot, mulled (alcoholic) cider for your office, decorating your office/cubicle with paper snowflakes (shining with glitter- YAY), wearing tight revealing red sweaters that show tons of Nicolleavage (or whatever your name is), enjoying peppermint sticks shaped like dicks, or Christmas Cookies shaped like cocks and boobs etc... Make the Sexy Holiday Season extra special for your friends, co-workers, and even your frenemies (caroling at their cubicles, people... caroling). I love the holidays- especially the Sexy ones!!! (what's an unSexy holiday?)
UPDATE:
I think the Question of the Day Gag has run its course, as I never know if my dear co-rev is going to blog or not (he says he's not- so I guess this is now my blog). So I'm not asking any questions cause it's silly to waste the time to ask myself questions. I'm crazy, but not like that crazy.
So get with the Sexy Holidays- Here they come... only 31 days of Sexy 08 left!!!!!!!!
1 comments:
Ummm...I totally agree that 'tis the season to give--and that includes giving Sexy to your friends and family. I also agree with the caroling--except as a teacher, I will have to carol from classroom to classroom--which does not sound as funny or sassy as caroling at people's cubicles. And I will also add that another way to give Sexy to that long desired hook-up or to your long-loved partner is to drink hot chocolate (THE drink of the season) together while snuggled up under a warm blanket while you watch the 24 Days of Christmas on ABC Family (the one with Melissa Joan Hart and Mario Lopez was AWESOME). That is my tip for speading the non-religious Sexy spirit this holiday season.
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