Happy Belated Birthday to SexiBear and Trish!!!!
Dec 4th all the way ladies!
O Glorious Friday, thank you for returning. I'm a little sick again (thanks Langlois' of the greater Maine area) and today marks a rather stinky anniversary in my life so I got to thinking... Who's the Sexiest Person I know these days?? O that's me (and me- o hey) BUT OOO boy was I not so Sexy two years ago (stupid shiny CRV owner). SO, whilst I was thinking, I had an epiphany (I have these a lot)... There should totes be a ABC Family Holiday Spectacular (during the 25 days of Christmas, smack dab between "Twice Upon a Christmas" and That Melissa Joan Hart/AC Slater one- obviously) about me and my journey from washed up "has been" to Sexy hottie and revolutionary. So get on board the silly train folks... I've been doping up all week on Nyquil and I've got a pretty good caffeine buzz going right now. SPotW- ME (as an ABC Family Holiday movie character about Sexy... as played by TV's Emily Deschanel)!
ME: You, I mean... ME... I mean, US... We are SPotW. Aren't you excited?? BTW, this is much nicer than my actual apartment was.
ED: I am so honored to be playing you. You are an inspiration to all of us. All of us on the planet I mean. But really, this is nicer- cause I was like "wow we are really hamming this crappy part up, huh?"
ME: Yea, I was so unSexy for someone so beautiful and so was my apartment, for reals. Anyway, what was it like playing "unSexy" Nicolle?
ED: Well when I got the part, I totally researched you on the internets. There is a lot of info out there if you are trying to become Sexy Nicolle, but not a lot about unSexy Nicolle. So I took what I could from your MySpace page.... your likes and dislikes and listened to a lot of Indigo Girls and watched a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. At first, I thought you might be a lesbian and/or a vampire, but then someone told me you are just really weird. I also watched a lot of Janeane Garofolo movies and comedy specials and I found something there. So I made this Janeane Garofolo/Buffy/Lilith Fair blend of a character for you and I think it works!
ME: It totes does. From the scene I just saw you had unSexy Nicolle down to a science. Though when you put "me" that way, I sound like such a weirdo. Speaking of weirdos, what was the most Sexy thing that's happened during filming?
ED: The Most Sexy... Gosh, that's hard. (that's what she said). HA HA HA, no I kid. Um the most Sexy thing would be the special moment at the end... Wait, I don't want to spoil your fans...
ME: SPOIL Away!
ED: Ok, the end scene where you, me, us finally get together with that guy we've been chasing all year. Or as it turns out, he's been chasing us too and we meet under the mistletoe and kiss at a mutual friend's Holiday Party. We (you and me) are all tinsled up and he just sweeps in because he can't control himself anymore and wham. Having put myself in your shoes for so long, I was totally overwhelmed by the power of Sexy 08 and how much it can change your life. That was soo Sexy... making your, Nikki Illinois', Sexy dreams come true- by far the Sexiest Moment of filming so far. PS: Two Words... TOM WELLING
ME: I think I'm tearing up. I can't wait to see that. Is Tom still here? O anyway, how do you think "Have a Holly Jolly Sex-mas" compares to other Holiday movies about being the Sexiest Person you can be?
ED: It's definitely got the market cornered. It has all the fun of traditional ABC Family Holiday Movies- BUT it offers you so much more. There is so much sexual innuendo about holiday stuff AND we even snuck in an implied masturbation scene- just because it was you. I felt so naughty sometimes being Nicolle, Sexy 08 Co-Revolutionary... But I really wanted the ABC Family audience to see what it was like to really become Sexy and obviously being in touch with your sexuality has been a big part of your journey and inner revolution. So it's not really for the kiddies, I guess.
ME: I love how seriously you took this role... cause it's about me and well I am important. What part of me is the Sexiest to play?
ED: That's a great question! I loved being Post-Sexy 08 Nicolle. It's like this epilogue future part where TW and I are off in our new place, with a puppy named Simon, and we are decorating for the holidays and it's so Sexy to be your newly Sexified, confident you with all the things you needed to complete your life... that and your obsession with Robert Pattinson, that's so fun and Sexy to play. Plus you curse like a trucker sometimes... and that fetish you have... sheesh, you are outta control!!
ME: Ok, enough about that. Ok Last Question... What do you think is the Sexiest Holiday Song and Why? Or I guess you as me... what do you think Nikki Illinois' favorite Sexiest Holiday song is??
ED: Let me answer this as all three Nicolles I play... Pre-Sexy (cause unSexy is just not true) Nicolle loved "Last Christmas" made famous by George Michael... Sexy 08 Revolutionary Nicolle Loves "Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses... And Totally Sexified Nicolle will love "All I want for Christmas is You."
ME: Wow. It has really been great talking to you. And might I add, you look not so bad in a "fat-suit" or more like a bulky sweater, I guess. Not a big budget huh?
ED: Yea, the make up artist was like you either look super hott at the end when you hook up with TW OR you get a fat suit... So we went bulky sweater and glasses.
ME: Is there a make over scene...? I heart those. Do I get contacts? And like a new hair cut and what not? Is there a petite montage??
ED: You know it!!! We film tomorrow. Come by!
ME: I will be there. Well, I've gotta jet. I have to call my agent about the book deal and you know all that jazz. Thanks again ED, and give David Boreanaz my love!
Sexy Holiday Tip # 82: Watch ABC Family 25 Days of Christmas at least once. It's hilarious cheesy fun!
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