Thursday, December 4, 2008

Sexy Holiday Tip # 999: Create a Tiny Sexy Holiday Town



My mom is a Sexy lady... We've proven that 100 times over on here... What you didn't know is that My mom, Anne, loves herself some holiday cheer. Cheer in the form of tiny Sexy Holiday villages, specifically of the New England Variety... So please, enjoy some of these pics (the two I found) and I hope they inspire you to create your own Holiday Lovin' Sexytown, USA (or whatever country you live in). Make the Holidays both Sexy and Bright... and tiny. (Just don't raise the taxes on your fake townspeople, they don't like that. They also don't like Toll hikes either- Damn you GSP!!!!)













O and go see Twilight... either for the first time or again. I have seen it 5 times and I am already planning my sixth. It is a time-honored Holiday tradition... making me happy. Plus hello... He is totes worth it. (Hey Bobby P, Happy Christmas- that's how they say it in England and they call a vagina a fanny... Ha, Love it!)


2 comments:

Coxworth said...

That pretty lesbian has chest hair, no?

Nikki-Illinois said...

Yet again, not a lesbian so much as my Boyfriend Robert Patttinson... Gosh Coxworth- get it straight. Hey's a man baby. A hot beautifully androgynous man who can do disgustingly wonderful Sexy things to me whenever he wants...