I don't know if you guys know this, but I'm like smart. No, really. All my Twilight readin', Bobby P lovin', superhero worshipin' extras not withstanding- I am intelligent. I know sometimes we "dumb" it down here at Sexy 08 for entertainment purposes, but Charlemagne (ahem that name alone pretty much sums it up, I think) and I are definitely people who believe in the power and Sexy of the brain. I hope there aren't people out there who don't appreciate a huge cranium... I mean like a ginormous frontal lobe is totes hott.
So why is being Smart like one of the major keys to being Sexy? Um because you know things. What things, you may ask? Any things, like both trivial and important. Whether you are super into politics, history, cinema, music, pop-culture, books, etc... (Twilight and Robert Pattinson)you are always in the know about something and can add to any conversation. And being smart, most of the time, helps with being witty and hilarious. I should know, I am witty Nicolle (for reals people actually called me this). I think my intelligence is one of two defining characteristics I have... (no, the other is not my boobs)- my intelligence and my sense of humor- these are the source of a lot of my confidence... and thus a lot of my Sexy. That other little part is my hair (I have great hair).
Now it's true, being smart wasn't always seen as Sexy. In high school, we honors kids were kinda mocked a little. I mean nerdy types actually caring about grades and like what stratus cloud looks like and how many rings Saturn has... But now, it's like trendy to wear glasses (Hey Tina Fey) and know about Sciencey stuff (going Green!) and knowing the difference between your and you're... that's all important and Sexy. Because let's face it- if you can't write a sentence in this day and age- and all your emails or blogs read like IMs or text messages, you've got problems and everyone thinks you are stupid (like real stupid, like GWB stupid and we all know he's not Sexy). So embrace the inner nerd... the eloquent writer/speaker... the smart, sassy upstart with in. Be Smart... And Strong... And Sexy... Cause um I just totes found out my bf loves himself a Smart, Strong-personalitied, tiny bit crazy, older woman and well, if there was ever a reason for me to believe we belonged together... it is now and it is Sexy.
Sexy Holiday Tip #1492: Wow your friends and family at your Holiday Extravaganza's with your worldly and Sexy knowledge. Read a classic this Holiday Season or learn all about a new topic (why not give meteorology a try!?). You'll be amazin' and Sexy and so very Smart with all your new found info... but don't over due it. No one likes a pretentious know-it-all (ie Hermione Granger).
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