I'd like to say I didn't intentionally put a BONES picture up (ok, it wasn't like a mistake or anything), but when I googled kissing under the mistletoe... there they were- DB and ED. How could I not? So even the internet knows what's good for it. In any case, as this is the time of year when people are prone to feeling less than Sexy because they are single, I figured it was time for Sexy 08 to expose the truth about hooking up at the holidays. The sometimes Sexy, always silly, burden of being alone when Jolly Old St. Nick drops by... Why do we let the joy of the season become so painful? Does a sig nif really add to the most happiest time of the year? Sexy 08, and mostly Nikki Illinois, want to uncover the truth about this most horrible of seasonal afflictions- "All I want for Xmas is you" itus.
Admittedly, I don't have this ailment, well I used to not have it. I never felt like having a man around at this time of year would somehow enhance it. I'm very busy and the idea of cramming someone else's friends and fam into the picture actually gives me a wee bit of agita. So no, I don't cringe when I don't get that $5,000 engagement ring under the tree and I don't cry myself to sleep New Year's Eve because no one slid their tongue down my throat... It's not only been the Hap, Happiest Time of the year for me, it has been the down right ment, mentally healthiest too. Well except... except that lately I dream about getting a soft, sweet kiss under the mistletoe. Sappy, I know. But doesn't that sound really nice? O Robert Pattinson, it's happening to me. Get outta my head! DAMN IT!!
So now I know why I love those dumb Xmas songs like "All I want for Christmas is you" and "Christmas Wrapping". And why I love ABC Family's 25 days of Romantic Christmas Drivel so much!!!? I'm getting the disease! But I can't let it control me and neither can you guys! So yes the appealing tale of "Say it's that guy I've been chasing all year" suddenly appearing at the Supermarket only to discover "You mean you forgot cranberries too?!" and having it all end happily ever after is a nice idea. A really nice one... Wouldn't that kind of Awesomeness be totally Awesome? O No, I mean- We are a strong, Sexy group and we don't need to think that over glorified berry side-dishes have anything to do with finding true love. And making out with the British Prime Minister at your old elementary school will most likely not happen either. Maybe.
So... what am I going to do now? I don't have a bf, well except for Bobby P, and he's really busy promoting Twilight these days in Europa. And obviously I haven't been really chasing any guys all year- any real ones anyway. How can I turn my holiday season into a charming Christmas hit or "Have a Holly Jolly Sexy-mas"? O wait, I'm supposed to be telling you none of that is necessary. Well you know what, when you feel it is time to find someone... when that itch gets so unbearable, don't think that Sexy 08 isn't right behind you supporting you. We want our readers (and our co-revs) to be as Sexy and Happy as possible. So if you get some kind of Love Actually Pox- embrace it. I mean don't curl up in a ball under the Christmas tree crying because you didn't have some lame cardboard cut-out man (or woman) to parade around the holiday festivities... I mean let the actual magic of the season work for you and your Sexy. If you find something/one special, make sure you make it count. And just so I can live vicariously a little, maybe get a few really good snogs under the mistletoe for me. Seriously, what a wonderful time of the year.
Sexy Holiday Tip #4: On New Year's Eve... make it about the fun. Not about the Mid-night Drunk Ass kiss with a stranger... unless he's totally hott or in my case... Robert Pattinson.
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